The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 14, 2018 6:21 pm

Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Mon May 14, 2018 10:49 pm

Lois Lane.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Tue May 15, 2018 5:17 pm

Tom Wolfe.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Wed May 23, 2018 12:08 am

Clint Walker
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby sparks » Wed May 23, 2018 1:04 am

Shit. RIP Cheyenne.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby ed » Wed May 23, 2018 1:50 am

Doctor X wrote:Lois Lane.

--J.D.

She deserves a pic.
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Bye Margot, you too Chris.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby HghrSymmetry » Wed May 23, 2018 2:22 am

Clint Walker.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/clint- ... li=BBnbfcL

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Wed May 23, 2018 11:48 am

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 23, 2018 3:13 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Philip Roth


Truly an innovator.

There may be other novelists (now) who write about masturbation, but there is still only one novel where masturbation as such is the main character. :coolspecs:
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Fri May 25, 2018 5:52 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Sat May 26, 2018 8:30 am

Idiots Out Wandering Alone

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Sat May 26, 2018 6:22 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Fid » Mon May 28, 2018 2:39 am


SCE to AUX bro rest in peace.
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Yeah, me and an electrified atmosphere ain't friends.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:59 am

Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby no one in particular » Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:08 pm

Anthony Bourdain.

:cry:

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:37 pm

Image

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:02 pm

no one in particular wrote:Anthony Bourdain.

:cry:


That's very sad. I liked has assholishness.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jun 08, 2018 4:19 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
no one in particular wrote:Anthony Bourdain.

:cry:


That's very sad. I liked has assholishness.


Indeed. :( :cry:
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby sparks » Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:20 pm

He smoked himself. Couldn't Google the exact method.

No sympathy.

Apparently good food, good booze and a modicum of money just wasn't enough for him.

No fucking sympathy at all.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Rob Lister » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:05 am

sparks wrote:He smoked himself. Couldn't Google the exact method.

No sympathy.

Apparently good food, good booze and a modicum of money just wasn't enough for him.

No fucking sympathy at all.

He hung himself.

He wasn't asking for your sympathy.

I suspect he listened to country music and liked it.


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