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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:57 pm

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:18 pm

Someone should water that plant it's not green at all
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:25 pm

Ah? Thought it was bread set out to cool…

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:39 pm

Witness wrote:Ah? Thought it was bread set out to cool…


Damn! You beat me to it. :evil:
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:43 am

Probably shouldn't cool your bread in dirt.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:53 am

Obviously a baguette.

Belongs in the France thread. :BigGrin3:
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:52 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:26 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Obviously a baguette.
Alas, no. A "flûte" seems more appropriate (twice as broad as a "baguette"):

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And a very slender baguette is called a "ficelle" (string). 8)


But that is nothing (and just boring white bread), next week we'll have a test on Swiss bread:

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:26 am

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:49 am

Grammatron wrote:


Found an alternative link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyCnzimVZtE
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:39 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Found an alternative link
http://www.skepticalcommunity.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40824&p=891904#p891904

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby shemp » Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:11 am

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:49 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:03 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke


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