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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:36 am

That's a beautiful kitteh.

Anyone know the name of the breed?
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby shemp » Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:04 pm

"How does I opens da milk?"

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:49 am

↑ Open the milk? Easy:

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:31 am

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:28 am

I think she is in a Geico advertisement. . . .

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:50 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:04 am

Who needs aliens?

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We already have them. :mrgreen:

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:56 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:46 am

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:39 am

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Cat traps are working. (Yes, we've seen similar before...)
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