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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:13 pm

Another reason to never let them out.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:23 am

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:38 am

My remaining Overlord Max used to be a 20 pounder. But now that he's 11, and concerned about his health, he's slimmed down to about 8.

Still eats like a fucking herd of horses.



I suspect cancer.





But he continues to seem happy and free from pain, so.... WTF?
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:50 am

sparks wrote:Still eats like a fucking herd of horses.



I suspect cancer.
Don't over-dramatize, just intestinal parasites. :twisted:

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:52 am

No problem. They keep me svelte too.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Great reaction shot.

The hard part is coming up with a cool enough caption. :)
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:13 pm

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:47 pm

Mom's clearly on opiates.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:14 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:37 pm

Cute. What is it?
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:42 pm

Not sure, I think a Lemur
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:15 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:Image


"When the hell did you do that?"
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:21 pm

Grammatron wrote:Not sure, I think a Lemur


It's a gremlin. That's what happens if you let them get wet.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:35 am

Play now, relax later.
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