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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:24 am

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:44 am

sparks wrote:"I mark your fence posts. Just so you'll know they all belong to me."
Hm. I see it more as laziness elevated to an art form. :mrgreen:

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:31 am

They do this to lull us into a sense of complacency. They are simply waiting for the signal to destroy!!11
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:36 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Doctor X » Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:39 pm

One way to exercise your cat.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:04 am

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:30 am

↑↑↑ These Great Pyrénées are well behaved!





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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:08 am

He has a fast camera:

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby shemp » Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:13 am

Or a slow bird.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:39 am

Black hole:

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(Yet there is a "black holes have no hair" (sic) theorem!)

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Sun Mar 18, 2018 4:58 am



Now, that's cruel. :twisted:

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Fid » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:11 am

Witness wrote:Image


Oh Lord bless this kitty as he/she is the only thing standing between us and plauge.

Side note, really that's me in the 60's.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:16 am

Yep.

Me too.

But my hair was never that good.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:27 am

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:50 am

Damn, didn't know they came in white!
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Tue Mar 20, 2018 6:22 am

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:25 am

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke


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