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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:41 pm

Well OK Pyrrho.

There are still plenty of suckers. :BigGrin3:
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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:51 pm

I mean, really, the splash frame was an awesome shitpost and all but still.
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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 09, 2017 6:42 pm

The latest from FREETHOUGHT RESISTANCE

Synopsis: Still at it of course.
A call to protest on 15 July

I urge you to join me in reading, adding your name to, and joining in these protests July 15th across the country.

On July 15, 2017:
To all who agonize and rage at what’s being done to the people, protest and demand:

THE TRUMP/PENCE REGIME MUST GO!
In the Name of Humanity, We REFUSE to Accept a Fascist America!

IMMIGRANTS ARE FULL HUMAN BEINGS, not “illegals” or criminals, to be demonized, terrorized, hunted down, locked up, and thrown out. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime … they must GO!

MUSLIMS AND REFUGEES ARE FULL HUMAN BEINGS, not people to be shunned, banned, and cast out to be swallowed up by oceans and wars. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO!

WOMEN AND LGBTQ PEOPLE ARE FULL HUMAN BEINGS, not objects to be grabbed, demeaned, victimized, and denied their fundamental right to control their reproduction, and how they choose to live. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO!

BLACK AND LATINO PEOPLE ARE FULL HUMAN BEINGS, not people to be denied the right even to live, gunned down by the police with impunity, incarcerated in genocidal numbers, and denied basic rights. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO!

THE PEOPLE OF EVERY COUNTRY ARE FULL HUMAN BEINGS, and not collateral damage to be subjected to massive bombing, invasions, occupations, the danger of nuclear war, and a program of “America First” that would bludgeon them into submission. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO!

THE CHILDREN, ELDERLY AND POOR of this country, as in every country, should have food for sustenance, health care to live, homes to live in, and not be denied with cruel calculation for the benefit of the few. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO!

THE EARTH AND THE SPECIES WHO INHABIT IT – including humanity – should sustain life and not be despoiled by ignorance, greed, and the disregard of science. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO!

IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY: THE TRUMP AND PENCE REGIME MUST GO! Only the people acting together in the streets and public square can force this demand before the world. Should we fail to do so, the future and values we aspire to could be brutally cut short by the actions of the Trump/Pence Regime.

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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by ed » Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:22 pm

ED IS A FULL HUMAN BEING and not a member of the hoi poli. NO! He needs things, expensive things to keep him happy; things that Trump probably owns! NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal deprivation of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO and give their stuff to ED!
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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by xouper » Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:18 pm

ed wrote:ED IS A FULL HUMAN BEING and not a member of the hoi poli. NO! He needs things, expensive things to keep him happy; things that Trump probably owns! NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal deprivation of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO and give their stuff to ED!
Except the Trump/Pence regime should not give all their stuff to Ed. They should give some of it to me.

I'll settle for merely one item, Trump's little Cessna:

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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:18 pm

NYARLATHOTEP IS NOT A HUMAN BEING, eww, smelly little primates who exist in a mere four dimensions and one single form, who the hell would want to be one of those? I demand more sacrifices to me. And fewer to Yog-Sothoth. Chaos and insanity MUST be spread across your pathetic little world and the ways must be made open for the Old Ones to walk where once they walked before. IA! IA! Shub-Niggurath! IA! IA! Cthlhu. The Old Ones Were, The Old Ones Are and The Old Ones shall be again!
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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by ed » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:10 pm

xouper wrote:
ed wrote:ED IS A FULL HUMAN BEING and not a member of the hoi poli. NO! He needs things, expensive things to keep him happy; things that Trump probably owns! NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal deprivation of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO and give their stuff to ED!
Except the Trump/Pence regime should not give all their stuff to Ed. They should give some of it to me.

I'll settle for merely one item, Trump's little Cessna:

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Indian buddy of mine told me that if you want to fuck someone over over there, give them an elephant for a present. They cant get rid of it and the upkeep is ruinous.

Sorta like a Cessna. :D
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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by Jimmy the Gent » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:08 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:The latest from FREETHOUGHT RESISTANCE

Synopsis: Still at it of course.
A call to protest on 15 July

I urge you to join me in reading, adding your name to, and joining in these protests July 15th across the country.

On July 15, 2017:
To all who agonize and rage at what’s being done to the people, protest and demand:

THE TRUMP/PENCE REGIME MUST GO!
In the Name of Humanity, We REFUSE to Accept a Fascist America!

IMMIGRANTS ARE FULL HUMAN BEINGS, not “illegals” or criminals, to be demonized, terrorized, hunted down, locked up, and thrown out. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime … they must GO!

MUSLIMS AND REFUGEES ARE FULL HUMAN BEINGS, not people to be shunned, banned, and cast out to be swallowed up by oceans and wars. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO!

WOMEN AND LGBTQ PEOPLE ARE FULL HUMAN BEINGS, not objects to be grabbed, demeaned, victimized, and denied their fundamental right to control their reproduction, and how they choose to live. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO!

BLACK AND LATINO PEOPLE ARE FULL HUMAN BEINGS, not people to be denied the right even to live, gunned down by the police with impunity, incarcerated in genocidal numbers, and denied basic rights. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO!

THE PEOPLE OF EVERY COUNTRY ARE FULL HUMAN BEINGS, and not collateral damage to be subjected to massive bombing, invasions, occupations, the danger of nuclear war, and a program of “America First” that would bludgeon them into submission. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO!

THE CHILDREN, ELDERLY AND POOR of this country, as in every country, should have food for sustenance, health care to live, homes to live in, and not be denied with cruel calculation for the benefit of the few. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO!

THE EARTH AND THE SPECIES WHO INHABIT IT – including humanity – should sustain life and not be despoiled by ignorance, greed, and the disregard of science. NO! We will not accept the cruel and brutal future of the Trump/Pence Regime . . . they must GO!

IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY: THE TRUMP AND PENCE REGIME MUST GO! Only the people acting together in the streets and public square can force this demand before the world. Should we fail to do so, the future and values we aspire to could be brutally cut short by the actions of the Trump/Pence Regime.

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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by Morrie » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:27 am

Okay, kid. You've got it.

Relax.
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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by ed » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:58 am

Right. You know that this person of the people is looking for a payday.
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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by Billy Batts » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:38 am

Hey, I gotta get what's coming to me!
Now Go Get Your Fucking Shine Box!

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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by sparks » Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:06 am

Real question is: Why can't that fucker augur in with The Orange PumpFuckwit onboard? (Answer: Because Pence)
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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by Edward » Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:27 am

Is he Local?
Hello? Hello? What's all this shouting?! We'll have no trouble here!

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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by xouper » Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:38 am

ed wrote:Indian buddy of mine told me that if you want to fuck someone over over there, give them an elephant for a present. They cant get rid of it and the upkeep is ruinous.

Sorta like a Cessna. :D
So then, why do YOU want his Cessna??


Hmmmm??

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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by Tubbs » Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:46 am

Not Local?!
WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!

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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by xouper » Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:19 am

sparks wrote:Real question is: Why can't that fucker augur in with The Orange PumpFuckwit onboard? (Answer: Because Pence)
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good airplane? :shock:

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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by Dragline » Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:49 am

Ask Babalugats!

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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by ed » Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:55 am

xouper wrote:
ed wrote:Indian buddy of mine told me that if you want to fuck someone over over there, give them an elephant for a present. They cant get rid of it and the upkeep is ruinous.

Sorta like a Cessna. :D
So then, why do YOU want his Cessna??


Hmmmm??

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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:27 pm

ed wrote:Right. You know that this person of the people is looking for a payday.
What gives you that idea?

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Re: Skeptics in the News

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:37 pm

Well gee whiz Pyrrho. This fascist regime isn't going to protest itself. :BigGrin3:
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