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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Sat May 12, 2018 11:15 pm

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by sparks » Sat May 12, 2018 11:48 pm

More water delivery systems?
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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Grammatron » Fri May 18, 2018 5:29 pm

I hardly think Bruce wants to live in a cemetery

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Sat May 19, 2018 3:31 am

↑ At least the neighbors aren't noisy.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Sat May 19, 2018 8:50 am

What's wrong with living in a crematory? I love ice cream! :)

Oh, wait......that's a creamery. A crematory is where they incinerate the dead. :|

Oh, wait, you said cemetery, where they bury the dead. :oops:

I get those three words mixed up all the time. :P

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Grammatron » Sat May 19, 2018 9:09 am

Perhaps a climate where everything is a freezer?

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Sat May 19, 2018 9:36 am

Ugh! Scalene triangle. The most asymmetric triangle of them all. This house was clearly intended to keep away those pesky OCD people.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Sat May 19, 2018 9:34 pm

Bruce wrote:Ugh! Scalene triangle. The most asymmetric triangle of them all. This house was clearly intended to keep away those pesky OCD people.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Sat May 19, 2018 10:43 pm

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Bruce wrote:Ugh! Scalene triangle. The most asymmetric triangle of them all. This house was clearly intended to keep away those pesky OCD people.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu May 24, 2018 11:31 pm

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Very cozy. 8)
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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:10 am

Room with a view. Easy access to the pool AND the highway.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:32 pm

Buy your own ISLAND: Fort designed to defend Britain from Napoleon goes on sale for £400,000 (that's less than a one-bedroom flat in London!)
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Unlike Rhode Island it's really an island, plus no worries about Old Boney with a place like that. :)
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Grammatron » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:22 pm

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