Poor Epic Beard Man

This is our lounge area. Feel free to come in and get acquainted!
User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4223
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 41 times
Been thanked: 48 times

Poor Epic Beard Man

Post by robinson » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:27 pm

EBM blog
http://epicbeardman.us/site/

What started it


latest


Rap embraces it


Game 1


Game 2


Game 3




Image

New video


Image

Epic Beard Man makes it to Washington DC
Fool me once, shame on you.
Image
Fool Epic Beard Man once and he will smash you in the face.



Image
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Last edited by robinson on Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:31 pm, edited 54 times in total.
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4223
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 41 times
Been thanked: 48 times

Post by robinson » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:33 pm

http://wiki.thomasbruso.com/Default.asp ... eSupport=1

Holy crap things move fast these days.

There is already a facebook page. T-shirts and of course dozens of parody videos already on YouTube.

A Wikipedia page has already been created, and deleted.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?tit ... &redlink=1

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/cri ... y_id=45083
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
DrMatt
BANNED
Posts: 29811
Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:00 pm
Location: Location: Location!
Has thanked: 143 times
Been thanked: 70 times

Post by DrMatt » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:38 pm

Which of these people is in Scientology?
Grayman wrote:If masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense.

User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 70381
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Chicago
Has thanked: 3058 times
Been thanked: 1137 times

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:11 pm

DrMatt wrote:Which of these people is in Scientology?
All of them. :BigGrin3:
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
-- our mission statement plappendale

User avatar
Vorticity
Posts: 960
Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:06 pm
Location: Los Alamos, NM

Post by Vorticity » Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:32 pm

OK, as of right now I can't see any of those youtube videos and as such haven't the slightest clue what this thread is about.

Evidently a man with beard was tased and then some time later got into a fight in which he lost a bag?

[nebbish]For this I get out of bed in the morning?[/nebbish]

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4223
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 41 times
Been thanked: 48 times

Post by robinson » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:04 pm

If you can't experience the thrill of actually watching, then I guess the news will have to do

http://news.google.com/news/search?aq=f ... ht+oakland
Anyway, good for that old guy. He’s proving that old people can do more than soil themselves and passively remind us of our own mortality. They can also remind us of our mortality by beating us about the face until we taste our own blood. Empowerment!
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
xouper
Posts: 8631
Joined: Fri Jun 11, 2004 4:52 am
Location: HockeyTown USA
Has thanked: 213 times
Been thanked: 120 times

Re: Call the Amba-lance!

Post by xouper » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:15 pm

robinson wrote:I could tell you about it, but watching is way more fun. For you.

This started it
youtube lawyers wrote:This video or group may contain content that is inappropriate for some users, as flagged by YouTube's user community.

To view this video or group, please verify you are 18 or older by signing in or signing up.

User avatar
hammegk
Posts: 15134
Joined: Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:16 pm
Title: Curmudgeon
Location: Hither, sometimes Yon
Has thanked: 386 times
Been thanked: 28 times

Post by hammegk » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:19 pm

xoup: So sign up. Watch the old white guy punch the wannabe-a-Crip in the face.
The most important things in life–beauty, grace, redemption, compassion, loyalty, love–are beyond the reach of reason. Which doesn’t make them any less real. Stay far back: I'm allergic to Stupid.

The simple rule, the greatest plan, that he should keep who has the power, and he should take who can.

The only enemies of guns: rust ... and politicians.

Philanthropist (n.) - Someone who spends his own money to advance his version of Utopia. Socialist (n.) - Someone who spends your money to advance his version of Utopia.

“Jesus loves the little cheeses, all the cheeses of the world. Swiss and Cheddar, stinky, too. If He loved them, so should you. Jesus loves the little cheeses of the world.”

I'm right 98% of the time; who cares about the other 3%?

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4223
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 41 times
Been thanked: 48 times

Post by robinson » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:21 pm

There are soooo many parodies already. This one cracked me up

Mortal Kombat style


EBM will live forever.



Teh internets are loving this
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
hammegk
Posts: 15134
Joined: Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:16 pm
Title: Curmudgeon
Location: Hither, sometimes Yon
Has thanked: 386 times
Been thanked: 28 times

Post by hammegk » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:24 pm

xoup: Or watch that one. It cuts to the chase.
The most important things in life–beauty, grace, redemption, compassion, loyalty, love–are beyond the reach of reason. Which doesn’t make them any less real. Stay far back: I'm allergic to Stupid.

The simple rule, the greatest plan, that he should keep who has the power, and he should take who can.

The only enemies of guns: rust ... and politicians.

Philanthropist (n.) - Someone who spends his own money to advance his version of Utopia. Socialist (n.) - Someone who spends your money to advance his version of Utopia.

“Jesus loves the little cheeses, all the cheeses of the world. Swiss and Cheddar, stinky, too. If He loved them, so should you. Jesus loves the little cheeses of the world.”

I'm right 98% of the time; who cares about the other 3%?

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4223
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 41 times
Been thanked: 48 times

Post by robinson » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:25 pm

Anonymous already got her Facebook page.
Last edited by robinson on Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:03 pm, edited 2 times in total.
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4223
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 41 times
Been thanked: 48 times

Post by robinson » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:30 pm

Comments (40,812)
2,175,786 views
The video is mirrored so many times already, it has at least a million views on other YTs
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4223
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 41 times
Been thanked: 48 times

Post by robinson » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:37 pm

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/epic-beard-man

Includes a transcript. For those who can't watch videos
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
Geni
Posts: 5883
Joined: Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:02 am
Location: UK

Re: Call the Amba-lance!

Post by Geni » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:38 pm

xouper wrote:
robinson wrote:I could tell you about it, but watching is way more fun. For you.

This started it
youtube lawyers wrote:This video or group may contain content that is inappropriate for some users, as flagged by YouTube's user community.

To view this video or group, please verify you are 18 or older by signing in or signing up.
Not sure it's lawyers so much as PR people.

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4223
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 41 times
Been thanked: 48 times

Post by robinson » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:39 pm

Iyanna Washington being interviewed on TV



Or here
http://cbs5.com/video/?id=61906@kpix.dayport.com

She lies about what happened
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4223
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 41 times
Been thanked: 48 times

Post by robinson » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:43 pm



Subtitles!
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
manny
Posts: 1830
Joined: Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:41 pm
Location: New York
Been thanked: 2 times

Post by manny » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:01 pm

EBM is wearing a hat from my old local bar.

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4223
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 41 times
Been thanked: 48 times

Post by robinson » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:13 pm

Image

Stanford Review

So I'm waiting on the NL bus to San Francisco on the corner of Fruitvale and MacArthur in East Oakland (not ghetto East Oakland). It's a good neighborhood. Anyway, it's a beautiful day and I had to go to work. So I arrive at the bus stop at 1:35pm. The bus leaves at 1:45pm. The weather is gorgeous. Not a lot of people out. A sleepy day.

There are three Mexican kids at the bus stop as well. The kind of kids that try so damn hard to be street but just can't quite pull it off: "nigga" this, "nigga" that, "ya feel me". It was funny, yet a little sad. So out of nowhere I see this cat in a Santa Claus Silver beard come bombastically walking towards the bus stop. This cat was LOUD. He walks up to the kids and it looked for a second as they might have been getting off on the wrong foot but it was just that they were got a kick out of his "I am a Motherfucker" shirt. When I saw it, I laughed too.

IAAMF guy pulls out a pack of generic menthol 100's cigarettes and gives one to the 3 Mexican kids to share. Then he puts on a show. He telling everybody how hard he is (in a funny/jovial way). I believed him. He's yelling how he got his ass beat by 6 Black guys in Chicago for wearing an A's hat. It was in the bathroom and while he was pissing, he got hit over the head with a bottle. He also talked about the time he got beat up by the cops in NYC and that's why he was yelling at the "pig" OPD who was across the street in his patrol car. The Mexican kids were loving it.

I kinda was too.

He then goes on about how "high" he is and that he just "smoked some of the best shit in town". Then he talked about (when I say "talk", I mean very loud almost yelling) wanting to get "some pussy". I laughed and he walks over and gives me a high five. He goes on to say that he's hung like a mule and that "even guys want to suck my dick". I believed THAT.

This is all great street theater.

So it's about 3-5 minutes before the bus comes and he spots this cat across the street. This guy is a famous shoe-shiner in the City. I know the guy. IAAMF guy yells and runs across the street. He almost got killed in the process as he didn't look both ways and seriously ALMOST got hit. I'm thinking this guy really is a MOTHERFUCKER. Apparently IAAMF didn't have enough money for the $4 transbay fare (I know, rip off) so he got some cash from shoe-shine guy. I guess they "go back 20 years man".

That Brown Bag that you see on the bus that the ghetto kids say "let's go through it" was actually IAAMF guy's buddy's bag. Yes he had a friend. His friend never said a word and he didn't have his bus fare either. So when the bus came IAAMF guy couldn't get on it.

My guess: They scrounged some bus fare and hopped the next bus.

In closing, in The Town you have a lot of these young/not so young black kids that fuck with white people on the bus. Not just any white guy but white guys that seem vulnerable to them. Just the other day there was this guy that looked like Tug Speedman's character in Tropic Thunder. The mentally challenged guy. He got fucked with on the bus. It wasn't cool. There is also a "slow guy" that's a neighborhood guy whom I've seen get fucked with. I think this guy and his crew thought IAAMF guy was an easy target too hence the "beat his white ass" remark. You never know who you're fucking with. That cat had it coming to him.
http://deadspin.com/5474034/bus-fightin ... e=true&s=i
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 70381
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Chicago
Has thanked: 3058 times
Been thanked: 1137 times

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:32 pm

Hey robinson!

Did they ban you from Encyclopedia Dramatica again? :BigGrin3:
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
-- our mission statement plappendale

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4223
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 41 times
Been thanked: 48 times

Post by robinson » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:42 pm

Why do you hate EBM?
You never know what's going to happen